Company of Heroes: Tales of Valor trailer
For a World War 2 nut, the WWII game sub-genre is never too saturated especially when follow-ups or expansions to classics get released. This week, gamers can anticipate the release of a standalone expansion pack to a WWII-themed RTS game classic in Company of Heroes: Tales of Valor. Without a shadow of a doubt, Relic and THQ’s initial masterpiece goes down in history as one of the best RTSes and WWII-themed games ever. We can...
Queen’s Blade: Spiral Chaos has Got Milk
Bandai Namco’s upcoming simulation RPG for the PSP Queen’s Blade: Sprial Chaos is due for a winter release in Japan. I’m sure hot-blooded Otaku-wankers are just waiting to get hold of this new installment especially if it promises this level of suggestive imagery: Might as well be the new poster for a Got Milk ad. Then again, what more can we expect from a Queen’s Blade title, right? Via:...
Game songs as porno music (SFW)
Holy crap. Imagine watching porno with the Super Mario theme as background music. I’m pretty sure your boner would disappear in an instant. Unless, of course, you had a thing for Princess Peach. Still, that would be quite sick in my book. SMB’s underwater theme would crack me up though. The Minus World made a list of the top 5 songs that can be used as porno music. In the list are – 5) Killer 7 – White Sugar,...
Store sells complete set of Family Computer cartridges
Got 650,000 Yen? Then you can own a complete set of all 1,051 Nintendo Family Computer ROM cartridges that were ever released. If you’re a game history buff, then this should be a wet dream. Imagine having all the “bala” of Family Computer games. And forget those 1001-in-one crap that they used to sell as this is the real thing. The collection includes releases dating from 1983 to the last one released in 1994. 11...
Mega Man 9 hits stores next week
Mega Man 9, also known as Rockman 9: The Ambition’s Revival! (Rokkuman Nain Yab? no Fukkatsu!) is slated to be released September 22 in North America. It will be the first Mega Man title to get a number designation since Mega Man 8 way back 1996. As far as the story goes, Dr. Light (Mega Man’s creator) is blamed for a robotic rampage with which Dr. Wily supposedly doesn’t have anything to do. However, since this is a...