Otaku-wankers beware! A new bill is out to get the sicker ones of your rank and send them to jail. Here’s a press release regarding a bill in the House of Representatives that seeks to penalize “the offenders who sell, offer, advertise, and promote child pornography. It also covers those found to possess, download, purchase, reproduce, or make available child pornography materials with the intent of selling or distributing them.”

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You got that right, another version of the infamous Haruhi dance, from the anime Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu. Only this time performed by our all-time favorite Cebu Prison inmates.

It’s a bit on the dark side as it is a night time performance (practice?) but you can still see the star formation and the moves of the inmates moving to the beat of the music. I seriously think that their choreographer is an otaku.

Link discovery thanks to Ain.

While we probably have the most “interesting” legal system in the world, we still get to find ways on how to make corrections a pretty darned funny thing. Just take a look at how the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in Cebu make prison feel like Broadway.

That’s around 1,500 of Cebu’s “finest” going Jacko for you. Now maybe this would give Michael Jackson reason to finally own up to those child molestation cases so he can request to serve his sentence in Cebu and choreograph Billie Jean with these inmates.

Take a look at their renditions of Sister Act, Dayang Dayang, Jumbo Hotdog, and Bebot.

Based on the YouTube timestamps, these guys have been doing it for the past year. If this was ever featured in mainstream news, I’d have to apologize as I don’t find any reason (or time) to watch television.

Hey, why don’t we have this in Manila? And how about an all-star showdown. Feature Erap as Liberace!

Can’t beat this. Can’t touch this. (Oh yeah, MC Hammer should be next!) Only in the Philippines.