Valentine’s Day cards from jerks

Stumbled upon these amazing “Valentine cards” that jerks would have a blast giving out. No Hallmark moments for these guys. Hehehe.

You'd be purrfect if you lost 15 pounds.

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  1. I would’ve sporked anyone who gives me those cards.

    *shifty eyes*

  2. Hehehe. Kill! Maim!

    It’s like Pinoys always greeting you, “Grabe ang taba mo!” (Oh my, you’re fat!) after a few months of not getting to see each other. Now that’s a very very warm hello, right?

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