Keven Federline is fat
Kevin Federline is certified un-sugoi. He made Britney Spears un-sugoi as well. Whoever is to blame for messing with Britney’s boinkable figure should have karma against him.
Now Britney’s useless and the world has moved on. And it seems that Kevin Federline has moved on as well. K-Fed probably found comfort with cheeseburgers and fries and is now fat. K-Fed is well-fed.
Let’s see him try to look gangsta now. Serves you right, K-Fed.